In fact, Napoleon Dynamite only cost $400,000 to make and wound up grossing $44.5 million! This classic film didn’t need a massive budget for it to make an impact. Napoleon Dynamite Quotes For All Of Us Nerds At Heart Hess then cut up the best moves from each song and edited them together using just one song, Jamiroquai’s “Canned Heat”. NERD NOTE: For Napoleon’s “Vote For Pedro” dance routine, Napoleon Dynamite’s director, Jared Hess, had Jon Heder improvise a variety of dance moves to three different songs.

Vote For Pedro And All Of Your Wildest Dreams Will Come True Randy gives up and walks away from the kid.

The driver shakes his head ‘no’ with a threatening look on his face. 1, Cholo #2: (drive up in their low-rider convertible, that has “Vote 4 Pedro” painted on the door. (They continue to struggle over the bike).Randy: C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.(Cut to next scene – the bullied kid is taking his bike off a rack and Randy walks up).Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro offers you his protection.(Napoleon offers him a boondoggle key-chain).Napoleon Dynamite: (Napoleon, who’s been watching, walks up to the kid) How’s your neck?.Bullied Kid: Don’t! Stop! Stop! Don’t! Ow.(Randy grabs him by the back of the neck and starts yanking up and down on it).Randy: Hey, give me 50 cents so I can buy a pop.Plus you’re like the only guy at school who has a mustache. And you’re really good at hooking up with chicks. Napoleon Dynamite: Well, you have a sweet bike.Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes! I’d vote for you.Pedro: Do you think people will vote for me?.The Only Guy At School Who Has A Mustache It Took Me Like Three Hours To Finish The Shading On Your Upper Lip Napoleon Dynamite: That’s a pretty good idea.Pedro: Just draw a picture of the girl you want to take out… and give it to her for like a gift or something.Napoleon Dynamite: Yes… Probably the best that I know of.Pedro: Aren’t you pretty good at drawing, like animals and warriors and stuff?.Napoleon Dynamite: You know, like numchuuk skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!.Napoleon Dynamite: No, but who would? I don’t even have any good skills.Napoleon Dynamite: Well, nobody’s going to go out with *me*!.Just Draw A Picture Of The Girl You Want To Take Out… And Give It To Her For Like A Gift Or Something Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?.But instead, he gets his brother Kip on the phone, who is at home eating nachos and talking to babes online. Napoleon calls his house mid-school day to see if his Grandma will pick him up (likely on her epic dune buggy).

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